There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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