Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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