it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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