Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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