normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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