If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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