we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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