i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
