He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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