i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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