OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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