Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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