Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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