He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
