just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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