ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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