is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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