I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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