can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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