I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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