i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We need to get me chipped asap
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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