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is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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