I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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