He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I lost the right to judge tonight
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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