OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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