do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
His nipple licking is glorious
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