There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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