i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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