K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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