Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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