normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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