dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.