just tell him i said nine months
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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This baby is an asshole
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut