Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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