He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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