You smell like stripper and shame
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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