I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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