I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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