i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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