I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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