All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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