I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You took a bar mat shot.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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