At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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