Your face is a jimmy john
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She needs sedatives and a leash
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
