Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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