I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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