...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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