dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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