Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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