Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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