idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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