I'm jealous of your bromance
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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