I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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