What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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