i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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