My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
