no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I fill condoms, not promises.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Text me some of your sweat
Randomize
