Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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