i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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